“I think neither Sherlock nor John have a license
But Sherlock drives anyway cause Fuck the poilce” - GeeBeeThat’s my headcanon and I’m stickin’ to it.
“If my brother can fuck the police, so can I.”
ROFL THAT QUOTE
Quality.
IF MY BROTHER CAN FUCK THE POLICE, SO CAN I.
IF MY BROTHER CAN FUCK THE POLICE, SO CAN I.
IF MY BROTHER CAN FUCK THE POLICE, SO CAN I.
When I saw him driving all I thought of was poor John. It’s quite a while from London so John would have probably taken a nap and Sherlock gets bored easily. And now all I can think of is, poor John being a sleep, sherlock getting bored screaming bored and flooring it. This is how my mind works okay.
oh, see, given how the armed forces drive in afghanistan (it’s frankly horrifying, to think it happens in real life as opposed to an action movie) i like to think that john’s sleeping peacefully as sherlock rips round twisting country roads at eighty-five miles an hour, hitting potholes and skimming into the ditch every other turn. but then he hits a stretch of smooth straight road and just *floors* it and john sits bolt upright, eyes wide, and yells “you’re on the road - get off the fucking road!” and wrenches the wheel over and they end up in a field. and sherlock’s like “the fuck?” and john’s like “wot?”
YES! ^ that! BWAHAHAHA! Honestly, when someone pointed out that MF doesn’t drive, so John doesn’t, and they were surprised Sherlock did, I said, “He looked it up on the internet an hour before they got the rental car (or whatever the source for the vehicle) and is totally faking it based on that.” Because he’s Sherlock Holmes, of course.
